{"id":80,"date":"2014-04-05T01:10:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-05T01:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2014-04-05T01:10:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-05T01:10:41","slug":"insomnia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Insomnia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so tired I can&#8217;t hold my eyes open, but I lie in bed awake.\u00a0 Hour after hour.\u00a0 Bubby is purring next to me, under the blanket.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t relax completely because I know that if I move, he&#8217;ll scratch me.<\/p>\n<p>George is snoring on the other side of the bed and I&#8217;m jealous.\u00a0 Any time, anywhere, he&#8217;s out like a light.<\/p>\n<p>So unfair.<\/p>\n<p>I shift my body ever so carefully.\u00a0 Phew.\u00a0 Did it without a scratch.<\/p>\n<p>In the morning I have to remember to take Prince to Paw Pals to board for the night so he won&#8217;t bark his head off while George and I go out for the evening.\u00a0 Crazy dog.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what news Jen wants to break to us this weekend.\u00a0 God, please help her to feel better.\u00a0 Pregnancy is hard.<\/p>\n<p>Why won&#8217;t she tell me her news now?\u00a0 Are they moving?\u00a0 Having twins?\u00a0 Triplets?<\/p>\n<p>What to have for dinner tomorrow night\u2026.\u00a0 Oh, that&#8217;s right\u2026we&#8217;re going out\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Has anyone read the story I just posted on my blog?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s midnight already.\u00a0 (Groan)\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been in bed two hours.<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t my feet be still?<\/p>\n<p>I want to roll over, but, the cat\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s supposed to snow tonight.\u00a0 It&#8217;ll be cold in the morning.\u00a0 What should I wear to work\u2026.never know with this crazy weather.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder when Chris and Jen will have kids.<\/p>\n<p>Security cameras are being put up all around my office.\u00a0 If I so much as scratch a boob, someone will see.<\/p>\n<p>I need to bake some Loveless Caf\u00e9 biscuits before the buttermilk goes bad.<\/p>\n<p>Baby Hannah is so cute!<\/p>\n<p>What drawer or closet should I tackle next in my decluttering?<\/p>\n<p>Could it be restless leg syndrome?<\/p>\n<p>(Trying to pull down PJ pant leg with other foot.)<\/p>\n<p>I think Jen wants to have a baby.<\/p>\n<p>My hair is getting too long.\u00a0 Can&#8217;t keep it out of my face.<\/p>\n<p>I hate sudoku.<\/p>\n<p>Hope Kip had a good birthday.<\/p>\n<p>That video with the cows jumping for joy is so fun.<\/p>\n<p>George went to bed at 8:00 tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m an accountant but don&#8217;t like numbers.\u00a0 That&#8217;s dumb.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s 1:00am.\u00a0 Already?<\/p>\n<p>(Moving from side to stomach.\u00a0 Moving Bubby&#8217;s foot away from my mouth.)<\/p>\n<p>Ick!\u00a0 Cat hair in my mouth!<\/p>\n<p>A pet goat would be so much fun!<\/p>\n<p>I love the Benjamin Franklin puppet Jen made in grade school.\u00a0 I should take it to work to show Jacqui.<\/p>\n<p>Amy&#8217;s returning my typewriter that she borrowed.\u00a0 George will want to give it to Goodwill.<\/p>\n<p>I love Ann Patchett&#8217;s book.\u00a0 I want to express myself so well.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t get comfortable (moving from my stomach to my side.)<\/p>\n<p><i>Amazing grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>God, please comfort Jenna and Jeff after losing baby Stella!\u00a0 I can&#8217;t imagine\u2026.And be there for Alta, Steve, and the rest of their sweet family.<\/p>\n<p>I should get up and read.<\/p>\n<p>But I want to sleep!<\/p>\n<p>The clock is chiming the half hour.\u00a0 Is it 1:30? \u00a02:30?\u00a0 3:30?<\/p>\n<p>Insomnia or ADD?\u00a0 Don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t care. \u00a0Just want sleep.<\/p>\n<p><i>Chirrrrpppp.\u00a0 Chirrrrpppp.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Not the crickets! \u00a07am already???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m so tired I can&#8217;t hold my eyes open, but I lie in bed awake.\u00a0 Hour after hour.\u00a0 Bubby is purring next to me, under the blanket.\u00a0 I can&#8217;t relax completely because I know that if I move, he&#8217;ll scratch me. 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