{"id":7,"date":"2014-01-14T01:13:37","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T01:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2014-01-14T18:21:32","modified_gmt":"2014-01-14T18:21:32","slug":"about-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"Chin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like my chin.<\/p>\n<p>The skin hangs from it like it&#8217;s not really attached to anything.\u00a0 Maybe it would be more appropriate to say I don&#8217;t like my neck, but I don&#8217;t see that there&#8217;s much difference.\u00a0 It&#8217;s simply that part of me between my jaws and my shoulders that really has me undone.<\/p>\n<p>I know I\u2019m old, but I&#8217;ve only gained ten pounds in the past forty years.\u00a0 I&#8217;m far from being obese, though with the shrinkage in my height due to osteoporosis, I do have a bit of a roll around my middle. \u00a0I&#8217;m still a solid size 8, however, and my husband insists I&#8217;m <i>hot<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen elderly women whose faces were smooth, yet their necks looked startlingly different, rough as a turkey&#8217;s wattle (the red thing that makes a turkey so, well, unique).\u00a0 I assumed it was the result of applying moisturizer only as far down as the jaw, so for years, I have moisturized liberally, from forehead to tits.\u00a0 As a result, the skin hanging from my chin is smooth.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is, it&#8217;s <i>hanging.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>It used to hug my jawline tightly; if you looked at me from the side, you saw practically a ninety-degree angle, chin to neck, and neck to chest.\u00a0 Now, it&#8217;s more of an arc, moving towards becoming a straight, though wavy, line, running from my chin directly to the Adam&#8217;s apple.<\/p>\n<p>I kid you not.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s not thick and fat, it&#8217;s just loose skin.<\/p>\n<p>My gosh, what if all of my skin starts doing this???\u00a0 Will I end up with webbed fingers and toes, possibly even wings flapping from my shoulders?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying very hard to embrace this stage in life, but it is seriously getting difficult.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like my chin. The skin hangs from it like it&#8217;s not really attached to anything.\u00a0 Maybe it would be more appropriate to say I don&#8217;t like my neck, but I don&#8217;t see that there&#8217;s much difference.\u00a0 It&#8217;s simply that part of me between my jaws and my shoulders that really has me undone. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}