My head has been a mess. I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s allergies or a simple cold but my head goes from perfectly fine one minute to a raging river the next. When that river flows, all the nose-blowing in the world won\u2019t help\u2014unless I\u2019m willing to sit by the tissue box all night.<\/p>\n
I was too tired to do that last night, so I blew out all I could then went to bed. But it kept coming, faucet on full throttle, with me constantly snorting stuff back up my nose and down my throat. Not only was I on the verge of drowning, but I sounded like a goose honking.\u00a0\u00a0 Lovely sounds.<\/p>\n
My husband, who had been sleeping soundly, thought so.<\/p>\n
\u201cGettin\u2019 excited over here,\u201d he said, \u201clistening to your mating calls.\u201d<\/p>\n
That\u2019s one way of casting a problem in a better light.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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