{"id":235,"date":"2015-05-25T04:03:57","date_gmt":"2015-05-25T04:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=235"},"modified":"2015-05-25T04:03:57","modified_gmt":"2015-05-25T04:03:57","slug":"spatula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=235","title":{"rendered":"Spatula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The beach is the place to see the unexpected and today was no exception. A lady walking at the edge of the water was holding a spatula out in front of her.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously? What does one do with a spatula on the beach?<\/p>\n<p>Or was it actually a rear-view mirror? The beach <em>was <\/em>crowded, but it seemed excessive to be so concerned about getting bumped from behind that you would need a rear-view mirror.<\/p>\n<p>I did a double-take, and then a triple-take, squinting my eyes into focus.<\/p>\n<p>There was no mirror attached to the gadget. Only a smart phone.<\/p>\n<p>The light began to dawn. The woman wasn&#8217;t looking at the sand and the magnificent ocean, the very things I came to enjoy. She was taking selfies, probably to post on social media.<\/p>\n<p>Technology usage is getting way out of hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The beach is the place to see the unexpected and today was no exception. A lady walking at the edge of the water was holding a spatula out in front of her. Seriously? What does one do with a spatula on the beach? Or was it actually a rear-view mirror? The beach was crowded, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions\/236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}