{"id":194,"date":"2015-01-30T21:55:21","date_gmt":"2015-01-30T21:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=194"},"modified":"2015-01-30T21:55:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-30T21:55:21","slug":"why-men-arent-invited-to-baby-showers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"Why Men Aren’t Invited to Baby Showers"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) Women talk about their pregnancies at showers.<\/p>\n

2) Fun shower games from a man’s perspective include Pin the Umbilical Cord on the Baby <\/em>and a pie hole game of Toss the Baby Through the Vagina<\/em>.<\/p>\n

3) Men don’t ooh <\/em>and aah <\/em>over onesies, receiving blankets, and crib sheets.<\/p>\n

4) Shower food consisting of miniature cupcakes, grapes, veggies, and cheese cubes is too insubstantial for guys.<\/p>\n

5) Women share birth experiences at showers.<\/p>\n

6) Cloth versus disposable diapers is a prime topic of conversation.<\/p>\n

7) Men are biased on the debate of whether or not babies should be nursed in public.<\/p>\n

8) Shower d\u00e9cor is silly.<\/p>\n

9) Wine is not served at showers.<\/p>\n

10) Neither is beer.<\/p>\n

11) And there’s no ballgame showing on the TV.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1) Women talk about their pregnancies at showers. 2) Fun shower games from a man’s perspective include Pin the Umbilical Cord on the Baby and a pie hole game of Toss the Baby Through the Vagina. 3) Men don’t ooh and aah over onesies, receiving blankets, and crib sheets. 4) Shower food consisting of miniature […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":195,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions\/195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldkaren.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}