Celery

Ever have trouble convincing your kids to eat vegetables? How about a 59-year-old husband?

When George accidentally dropped a piece of celery on the floor during dinner, Prince jumped right on it. Sniffed it. Turned it over with his nose. Sniffed again. Then walked away.

George takes this as a sign we should never eat celery again. After all, if the dog won’t eat it—a dog that sometimes eats his own poop—just what does that say about celery?